Atrocious Lyrics

[GrandOldTeam]

Des'ree - Life

I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,
Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

Shakira - Whenever, Wherever

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains

 

[Welton Toffee]

"Yoooooooooooooooooou, your sex is on fire"

Awful.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

The Killers

Are we human, or are we dancer

After that, lost any respect.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

You're beautifu-ul, You're beautifu-ul, you're........

Please make it stop. Ffs, why did I have to think of that pile of crap? It'll be in my head all fekking day now. I'm blaming you Danny

 

[atrottel]

One day they shot him down in a clam bar in New York
He could see it coming through the door as he lifted up his fork.

Joey, Bob Dylan

And, of course, the all-time classic

Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

NB. nothing to do with Shakira's upper body is atrocious...

 

[Cal]

YouTube - I'm On A Boat (ft. T-Pain) - Album Version

 

[daza_1973]

I love you from the bottom of my pencil-case

I'd rather jack than fleetwood mac

when you walk throu..........

 

[heatmeiser]

No no no no no no no no no no no no there's no limits.

 

[Gerard_Francis]

Ivor Biggun: The w***er song (a bit rude!)

YouTube - I'm A ****** (Ivor Biggun)

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains

shakira can say what the fukc she likes tbh.
*note to shakira
i was already looking at them, no need for the prompt.




When you walk.......


close the goddam thread.

 

[Gazdalf]

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty you're listening to the boys from the big bad city. This is jam hot

Utter Utter ****e



Suck ma hairy bawls

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

"I wish it was Sunday
That's my fun day
My I-don't-have-to-run day"

 

[Whitebootman]

La Bomba
Booooooommmmba (sensual)
Un movimiento sensual (sensual)
Un movimiento muy sexy (sexy)
Un movimiento muy sexy (sexy)
Y aquí se viene el africano con el baile que es una (bomba)
Para bailar esto es una (bomba)
para gozar esto es una (bomba)
para menear esto es una (bomba)

Artist: Azul Azul
Album: Miscellaneous

Huh ?

 

[Philw]

Anything by Oasis

 

[Welton Toffee]

Anything by Oasis

How dare you!!!