Ask Jamo Martinez

[chicoazul]

He's the forum's favourite poster, so to celebrate the Forum Awareness Day we're giving you the opportunity to ask James Martin two questions, I bagsy first.


1 - What mating ritual did you use to pull your wife?

2 - When was the last time you got mad and swore at someone?

 

[Bundy]

1. What is it like to be the dictator of a country dependant on sales of nuclear arms to terrorists for survival?

2. Is it true your left leg is shorter than your right?

 

[Lao]

Is it true that your real name is Martin James?

Do people in Alicante call you Iago?

 

[best little spaniard]

1. If you had an avatar, what would it be?

2. Rodwell. Would you?

 

[Brownie]

I'll do ToxtethBlue's for him:

1. What is your heritage, including family history, date and place of birth, reason for living in Spain, connection to Everton?

2. What are your opinions on every Everton player and is there one issue in particular about one of them that I can pinpoint to irritate you?

 

[McBain]

James or Jimmy?

 

[Welton Toffee]

1, Who is your favourite Girl Aloud?

2, True or false, Jodie Marsh?

 

[bluebastardo]

When am I getting my £20 back?

 

[Jamo Martinez]

He's the forum's favourite poster, so to celebrate the Forum Awareness Day we're giving you the opportunity to ask James Martin two questions, I bagsy first.


1 - What mating ritual did you use to pull your wife?

2 - When was the last time you got mad and swore at someone?

1. Singing from a tree outside her window
2. Yesterday. watching the repetition of Henry's goal

 

[Jamo Martinez]

1. What is it like to be the dictator of a country dependant on sales of nuclear arms to terrorists for survival?

2. Is it true your left leg is shorter than your right?

1. It can get rather depressing with all these peace protesters and assorted do-gooders determined to fcuk me over.
2. No. apart from my teeth and my testicles, I'm perfectly symmetrical

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Is it true that your real name is Martin James?

Do people in Alicante call you Iago?

1. My real name is Jamo Martinez.
2. Sometimes they call me Jaime or hijo de puta

 

[Jamo Martinez]

1. If you had an avatar, what would it be?

2. Rodwell. Would you?

1. A naked photo of Rodwell
2. How dare you suggest something like that

 

[Jamo Martinez]

James or Jimmy?

Jimmy

 

[Jamo Martinez]

1, Who is your favourite Girl Aloud?

2, True or false, Jodie Marsh?

1. I honestly don't know them
2. Same as question 1

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I'll do ToxtethBlue's for him:

1. What is your heritage, including family history, date and place of birth, reason for living in Spain, connection to Everton?

2. What are your opinions on every Everton player and is there one issue in particular about one of them that I can pinpoint to irritate you?

I'll answer this later coz I've got to go to work now