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Now I know you all have questions in this fast paced day and age.

I'm creating this little corner of our world, so you can ask away without fear of reprisal, outing, or general mocking, answered by some of the greatest minds of of the Impulse-Age.

Anyone can ask, anyone can answer.

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Ask away.
 

Now I know you all have questions in this fast paced day and age.

I'm creating this little corner of our world, so you can ask away without fear of reprisal, outing, or general mocking, answered by some of the greatest minds of of the Impulse-Age.

Anyone can ask, anyone can answer.

Be free, forum.

Ask away.



How come they haven't ARRESTED Your Arse ...???

No . Wait there , Convictus ....

Hmmmmmmmm...

Strokes Chin ,....
 

SOMETIMES ..

Just SOMETIMES , You NEED to think of OTHER things than Music an' Gay Sex ....

I do mate. All the time.

It's just that when I do think of music, gay sex and even Everton, I come here. It's like when you want a new sofa, you go to IKEA. But you don't go to IKEA looking for a book on the Weimar Republic.
 

How come they haven't ARRESTED Your Arse ...???

No . Wait there , Convictus ....

Hmmmmmmmm...

Strokes Chin ,....

They chose all the amazing people in Britain, and they sent them down here. I've told you that.

Why do you think when they cast a Superhero in Hollywood, they cast Aussies. Hulk, Wolverine, Thor, Clash of The Titans Guy...who've you managed to get into Hollywood tights? Batman, the only Super Hero who DOESN'T have any powers!

Has your Mrs seen the contents of your documents folder ?

Have you sneaked any of her (without doubt) bangers on the fit birds thread ?

Yes, and No. Maybe.

Which is correct, standing up or sitting down?

If you stand, you'll soil your hand, if you sit, it's a natural fit.

Where did all my odd socks go?

They have gone to Heaven, Sid. Don't think about them no more.

If you clone yourself, and then bone said clone, is it incest or masturbation?

Incest. Hard.

I do mate. All the time.

It's just that when I do think of music, gay sex and even Everton, I come here. It's like when you want a new sofa, you go to IKEA. But you don't go to IKEA looking for a book on the Weimar Republic.

I don't understand the question.
 

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