coollino
Player Valuation: £80m
Are we allowed drugs.
Just don't parade them about
Are we allowed drugs.
It's not like he's going to be imprisoned... Oh, wait, carry on
Maybe stick one in the bride's cake as well for good measure
Why isn't he having an actual stag do?
Wowlol for the record i do have real life mates.
In my youth i had loads of mates, but over the years they've realised what a weird little man I really am and just lost contact with a lot of them.
*whispers
he hasnt actually ot any 'real world' friends
Are we allowed drugs.
Oh yes we are mate you going.Are we still going with the plan of getting @Ashtonian smashed, dressing him in a clowns outfit, and dropping him off in the centre of Birkenhead afterwards then?
Oh yes we are mate you going.
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