@ashtonian forum stag do.

[kev]

Well this all got rather unsavoury I must say.
This is the love of Ash's life you are talking about here. Have a bit of respect. . . I mean it's not his Ma you know!

 

[Moomin]

Well this all got rather unsavoury I must say.
This is the love of Ash's life you are talking about here. Have a bit of respect. . . I mean it's not his Ma you know!

We will wear a rubber.

 

[Gladystweet]

We will wear a rubber.

You're going to have to wear about 30 after the coke bottle incident.

 

[Bungle]

Well this all got rather unsavoury I must say.
This is the love of Ash's life you are talking about here. Have a bit of respect. . . I mean it's not his Ma you know!

Agreed mate

 

[Kurt.]

lads come on.... this is the woman he is marrying for god sakes.






let him choose his own pop.

 

[Sapie88]

I just got a terrible flashback of something similar I saw at Sticky Vickys in Benidorm a few years ago. It scarred me more than finding out what a Mandingo was

Thanks @Sapie88

You're welcome.

 

[Sapie88]

I believe Pepsi do little stubbies. Which incidentally is the nickname of my dong.

 

[Zatara]

Can you post a picture of her bent over the sofa and a 2 litre coke bottle slightly protruding out of her minge please mate? Would just help us understand the dynamics of the relationship a little more.

Thanks

Reminds me of University...think it was 1.5 litres though.

 

[Elong]

Ash & Mrs Ash head off on their honeymoon.

lol lol lol

 

[BlueLlama]

Having read the last few pages I;m retty sure the Ash bedroom looks like this

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Having read the last few pages I;m retty sure the Ash bedroom looks like this

thats kurk outta corrie tha

 

[larrygobfiend]

Having read the last few pages I;m retty sure the Ash bedroom looks like this

That guy looks like he's lost a few pounds.

Those George jeans just fell off him.

 

[Naisy'sCharitableLeanings]

Those George jeans just fell off him

Think you'll find they're George pants mate...

 

[Frank Gallagher]

he's just looking for a 2 pence peice thats rolled under the sofa..

 

[Moomin]

Having read the last few pages I;m retty sure the Ash bedroom looks like this

Bloody hell, that's his father in-law.

Someone needs to stop this woman.