2023/24 Ashley Young

GoldenToffee · September 30, 2023

42 years of Premier League experience and he's stood on the post taking loads of touches to clear it instead of just hoofing it away. Get lost Ashley.

Gene Parmesan · September 30, 2023

What a predictably awful signing this has been.

BigDuncTributeBand · September 30, 2023

Gene Parmesan said:
What a predictably awful signing this has been.

Thought he’d be cheap cover at left back if Mylenko got injured. Didn’t expect great things. Had no idea Dyche was going to start him every week either left or right back. Insane from the bald one.

Zatara · September 30, 2023

BigDuncTributeBand said:
Thought he’d be cheap cover at left back if Mylenko got injured. Didn’t expect great things. Had no idea Dyche was going to start him every week either left or right back. Insane from the bald one.

Same

Tennessee Blue Mike · September 30, 2023

Looks past his sell on date. Lost his crossing ability.

GoldenToffee · September 30, 2023

Nice of his mate Sean to extend a nice contract to him though. Shame it is at our expense, both in financial and footballing terms.

irishblue11 · September 30, 2023

Terrible signing, offers nothing defensively or in an attacking sense

AirMo · September 30, 2023

BigDuncTributeBand said:
Thought he’d be cheap cover at left back if Mylenko got injured. Didn’t expect great things. Had no idea Dyche was going to start him every week either left or right back. Insane from the bald one.

That’s probably what he thought as well.

Rita_Poon · September 30, 2023

Went into a few challenges today looking for blood. He aint in a Man Utd shirt anymore, he'll walk.
Not his fault today as such, shame he didn't want to kill someone when that clearance was there to be mullered, but it was bouncing around pinball style.

ToffeeTim · September 30, 2023

Awful signing

NathDogg · September 30, 2023

Shouldn’t be starting games for Everton FC - if Patterson played like that the das would be after blood.

Another proper shithouse call from Dyche.

Miked1e · September 30, 2023

Has in fact become my most hated and worst value for money Everton player overtaking the person who cannot be named on here after the allegations.

This guy has never been good….

N0L1M1TK · September 30, 2023

The reason Harrison did so well against Villa was because Patterson offered the over lap every time which created an option or the freedom for Harrison to drift inside.

Young can’t offer that any more. Myko can’t either.

Patterson has to start at RB