Transfer Rumour Ashley Young

[mahermi1]

genuinely baffled that we did not renew him. Was one of our best players last year. Can cover both full backs and played a few games in midfield for us last year. Top Quality bloke and would keep standards high. Probably would start 15/20 games for you guys this season

No offence mate but this isn't the news we were expecting, when we have been been waiting for a fit striker for over two years matey.

 

[NathDogg]

Link please. Kia is not an agent

all over social media boss. You sure old Kia chops isn’t a representative of footballers? He got the legend that is anwar el ghazi to Goodison my mate.

 

[Axlswhk]

I hate Everton.

 

[Clarky cat]

all over social media boss. You sure old Kia chops isn’t a representative of footballers? He got the legend that is anwar el ghazi to Goodison my mate.

He doesn’t have an agents licence. He’s a “facilitator“. Whatever the grubby little urchin does do now I’m sure he will have his sweaty best mate Bills ear, for a finders fee of course. He “facilitated” the Digne deal by clearing unwanted wages from Villa (el ghastly) by whispering into Farhad and Bills lugholes about it.
He also has a supremely punchable face.

 

[Moderatelywarmwater]

When new players sign, it’s usual to give them a training kit, towels etc…

Not Steradent, anusol and tartan picnic rugs

At least Bill is using his Saga vouchers I suppose

 

[JimmyJeffers]

genuinely baffled that we did not renew him. Was one of our best players last year. Can cover both full backs and played a few games in midfield for us last year. Top Quality bloke and would keep standards high. Probably would start 15/20 games for you guys this season

Hello mate. We have another Villa fan on here who has trouble with geography. For the purposes of research, can you list the home nations please and identify which is the best brand of Lynx?

I’m ok with this signing tbh after realising it wasn’t a joke.

 

[APN_EFC]

We'll be told that we need his leadership and elite-level experience, and Kenwright will talk about this titles and winning mentality.

 

[Buckers]

We'll be told that we need his leadership and elite-level experience, and Kenwright will talk about this titles and winning mentality.

Thought that said titties when I first read it.

 

[Axlswhk]

What’s the point of this. Just liquidate the club ffs

 

[st.domingo]

Thought that said titties when I first read it.

Would lighten the mood if he did tbf

 

[Nightman]

Involved in 10 of Villa's final 11 games, to which they won 8 and drew 2 (one at the pit) and made Europe.

A sensible, versatile free signing who despite age, can still play a 90.

 

[Goat]

Involved in 10 of Villa's final 11 games, to which they won 8 and drew 2 (one at the pit) and made Europe.

A sensible, versatile free signing who despite age, can still play a 90.

I hate you cos this is true.

 

[Zezti]

Involved in 10 of Villa's final 11 games, to which they won 8 and drew 2 (one at the pit) and made Europe.

A sensible, versatile free signing who despite age, can still play a 90.

And still be playing at 90 if Kopite Kev has his way

 

[Moderatelywarmwater]

Involved in 10 of Villa's final 11 games, to which they won 8 and drew 2 (one at the pit) and made Europe.

A sensible, versatile free signing who despite age, can still play a 90.

…year old…?

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

When new players sign, it’s usual to give them a training kit, towels etc…

Not Steradent, anusol and tartan picnic rugs

At least Bill is using his Saga vouchers I suppose

lol