BadWool76
Player Valuation: £20m
1. What is rugby league
a. One of two codes of rugby football , played mainly in the north of England
b. A game for in-bred freaks , too big and stupid to play footy
c. Fcukin mans game , not like that tarts game football . Fcukin touch em and they fall over screamin
2. How do you refer to your partner ?
a. My girlfriend
b. Me tart
c. Our maud
3. What does Mr Smiths mean to you ?
a. A warrington nightclub made famous largely through the late night TV show " The hitman and her "
b. Dance nights were boss for selling blag gear to knoobheads
c. Top night out , buzzing man . Mad for it .
4. Do you own trousers with zips on the pockets
a. No , I dont think id suit them
b. Do trakie bottoms count ?
c. Yeah , dead nice pinstripe ones actually
5. What do you do before leaving the house for a night out ?
a. Check your pockets for money , cash and cigarettes
b. Snort a couple of lines to get you kick started
c. Douse yourself in lynx and hair gel and insert your Pirate like earing
6. What sort of jewellery ( If any ) do you prefer ?
a. A discreet St Christopher
b. A **** off big sovereign ring
c. Two earrings in each ear .
7. What do you request at the barbers ?
a. A trim
b. Grade one all over
c. DIY like highlights
8. How would you describe your musical tastes ?
a. Rich and varied , emcompassing a multitude of styles and genres
b. Pink Floyd and Bob Dylan
c. M People , Oasis and summer dance compilations
9. What sort of training shoes do you prefer ?
a. Any that are suitable for the sport I am playing , preferbaly with a none marking sole .
b. Reebok classics
c. Day-glo Nike air max
10. A chap in a pub offers you a video recorder at 50 per cent less than in the retailers recomended price . How do you reply ?
a. " No thanks mate "
b. " Is it still in the box ? I dont want one out of someones house "
c. " My mate might have it . I"ll have to go round and see him . Can you just hang on here for an hour or so . Will you take a cheque ? "
So , how did you do ?
Mostly a - You"re a regular type of " bloke "
mostly b - Your what is often refered to as " abit of a scally "
mostly c - Fcukin wool
b.
a. One of two codes of rugby football , played mainly in the north of England
b. A game for in-bred freaks , too big and stupid to play footy
c. Fcukin mans game , not like that tarts game football . Fcukin touch em and they fall over screamin
2. How do you refer to your partner ?
a. My girlfriend
b. Me tart
c. Our maud
3. What does Mr Smiths mean to you ?
a. A warrington nightclub made famous largely through the late night TV show " The hitman and her "
b. Dance nights were boss for selling blag gear to knoobheads
c. Top night out , buzzing man . Mad for it .
4. Do you own trousers with zips on the pockets
a. No , I dont think id suit them
b. Do trakie bottoms count ?
c. Yeah , dead nice pinstripe ones actually
5. What do you do before leaving the house for a night out ?
a. Check your pockets for money , cash and cigarettes
b. Snort a couple of lines to get you kick started
c. Douse yourself in lynx and hair gel and insert your Pirate like earing
6. What sort of jewellery ( If any ) do you prefer ?
a. A discreet St Christopher
b. A **** off big sovereign ring
c. Two earrings in each ear .
7. What do you request at the barbers ?
a. A trim
b. Grade one all over
c. DIY like highlights
8. How would you describe your musical tastes ?
a. Rich and varied , emcompassing a multitude of styles and genres
b. Pink Floyd and Bob Dylan
c. M People , Oasis and summer dance compilations
9. What sort of training shoes do you prefer ?
a. Any that are suitable for the sport I am playing , preferbaly with a none marking sole .
b. Reebok classics
c. Day-glo Nike air max
10. A chap in a pub offers you a video recorder at 50 per cent less than in the retailers recomended price . How do you reply ?
a. " No thanks mate "
b. " Is it still in the box ? I dont want one out of someones house "
c. " My mate might have it . I"ll have to go round and see him . Can you just hang on here for an hour or so . Will you take a cheque ? "
So , how did you do ?
Mostly a - You"re a regular type of " bloke "
mostly b - Your what is often refered to as " abit of a scally "
mostly c - Fcukin wool
b.
