what exactly do you get for your money ?
do they wear a cap with your name on in tv interviews ?
do they have to do promotional events for your company ?
what if they get sold ?
do they give you match tickets as their sponsor ?
or is it as i suspect a bit of text next to the players name in the teams, so what if the player never plays ?
and in some cases are you liable for the player and his behaviour, do you get to cajole him and give him the benefit of your undoubted footballing knowledge and wisdom ?
come on vdm, pay the 3 1/2 grand for this self employed fan, take it all on the chin and i'll take you under my wing, after all by your own admission most of what i've said about you has been true, and yes it was me who was shouting at you from the stands in norway, that career defining moment that made you take a good look at yourself and say "hey these all think i'm a bone-idle, waste of space tosser, and you know what i know why they think that". reidy will turn you around

will i get to borrow his motor as well ?