Antolin Alcaraz

[ruggy]

I'm unbeatable at the type of fencing I take part in Monsieur!

Might be a mis-reply there, I see I have you panicked my friend. I'm going to stick my sabre up your ...

That's a euphemism by the way, I mean my c***k

 

[ilikecheese]

I'd like everybody who called him terrible to apologise at once please.

Vault 'em lad...let them 'hear' you

 

[Dozbik]

I'm happy with the way he played today. I didn't think I'd be so glad that we have him after Stones' injury. I hope he stays in that back line, he has slotted seemlessly in there and he's really deserved his chance and finally seems to be fit as a fiddle.

 

[ilikecheese]

Might be a mis-reply there, I see I have you panicked my friend. I'm going to stick my sabre up your ...

That's a euphemism by the way, I mean my c***k

Three asterisks...hmm...clock?

 

[chicoazul]

@evertonfc; Alcaraz "its true the Liverpool fans have greeted me warmer than Everton fans so hopefully I can change that"

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

hahaha

 

[DanEFC92]

Great today, didn't put a foot wrong

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

I've always said he's world class.

 

[toffeejack]

well in antolin lad, from your no.1 GOT fan, haters gunna hate

 

[ruggy]

Three asterisks...hmm...clock?

No, it was going to be that but at the last minute I changed it in my head to 'chalk'. Good guess though, close!

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Biltolin Shankaraz

 

[chicoazul]

Ant O'Linalcaraz. How many Irish players we got now?

 

[ilikecheese]

No, it was going to be that but at the last minute I changed it in my head to 'chalk'. Good guess though, close!

'crank' would have been a decent option...

 

[bluemangroup]

He's a disgrace and want him taken outside Goodison and shot in the car park.

 

[ruggy]

@evertonfc; Alcaraz "its true the Liverpool fans have greeted me warmer than Everton fans so hopefully I can change that"

Friendly warning my friend,

bear in mind the sabre and leave Alcaraz alone

(that's just a joke btw, not a threat, or is it? It's not, I was joking again)

remember the sabre though, and consider how much you value your bottom before making similar posts!

I like you though, and for that reason I'm going to kill you last (again not a threat, just a quote from a film)