Anthony Gordon
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That's not the Newcastle account.
A quick peruse at the account also shows it's based on sarcasm and whatnot.
I know. @Percycola may give it away.
Billy Dean
Player Valuation: £70m
Except he did this crap constantly for us so will he learn?
Gwladysstreetlad
Player Valuation: £50m
If brains where dynamite, Gordon wouldn't have enough firepower to blow his nose. The lad is as tick as pig muck. Getting as much as we did for this tit might be one of the few good pieces of business we've done in years.
He was subbed on at HT, as you can see hes blowing out of his arse after 45minutes and he was given the hook for being lazy.
A truly utterly garbage player.
I’ll be honest I never saw the hype.
Both those "shoulder barges" remind me of when he gave away the exact same foul so that JWP can score a free kick.
First time in ages where our own self-created hype actually worked and we got some money out of it.
Everyone saw he can run at people (ineffectively), gets gassed quickly and basically starts games with a yellow card. To add to this fantastic talent he also can't shoot well and out of his goals for us about 1 looked like a shot - I think it was his first. The rest were the ball coming off of someone's arse or back along the way and trickle into the net after a poorly aimed shot.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £80m
Are you saying it's the Newcazul account?
One of the few cases of kenwrights hyperbole working in our favour..
To be fair he has a knack for it , bar Rooney, when it comes to selling our young players