You are the cancer that's been sponging off us for years. I hope you do get your independence so we can all watch as you all slowly kill yourselves with a toxic mix of irn bru and heroine. Bad pikey's.
We complete you. Without us you're nothing. The bankers will all do one after finishing abusing you and then you've got no oil. We've took it man. Europe have already cast you aside. You'll be insignificant. Like Greenland. But without the ace penguins.








