2018/19 Andre Gomes

[COYBL25]

Imagine him watching a game..

Pre kick off... Why haven't we won yet!!!!

2 mins in.... 0-0, ffs everton score 10 goals!!! *goes home

Imagine sitting next to him

 

[Connor]

When is the expected announcement, nerds?

Our xAn is slipping.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Looks like it's off then.

 

[Izzy1878]

Gomes was also training to become a medium whilst over here and was mentored by Derek Acorah until Derek found him in bed with his Spirit Guide Sam. Looks like the deal will be off now.

 

[MikeH72]

We’re weird aren’t we.

 

[ijjysmith]

We’re weird aren’t we.

No.

 

[Boss_Blue]

No.

Yes.

 

[BornBlue76]

Fair enough. I would love him to be next Arteta, obvs I'm a fan. I think he has the potential to be even better. Gomes on top of his game is a top top talent and I believe we can get that consistency out of him then all the other good stuff will follow

Yeah man... Arteta played in God mode for a lot of his time with us... if Gomes reaches that level then we have a heck of a player on our hands. He does seem to have the potential which is exciting in itself... let’s close the deal though..

 

[Boss_Blue]

We’re weird aren’t we.

How the hell are you Mike?

 

[coollino]

Worrying

 

[Boss_Blue]

When is the expected announcement, nerds?

Our xAn is slipping.

September, dweeb.

*taps nose

 

[blue to the bone]

Deal has fallen through.
We reviewed his stats .
Not up to scratch.
Looking at John Joe shelvey.
Hes been dribbled past less.

 

[MikeH72]

How the hell are you Mike?

I’m good fam, currently chilling in Egypt but can’t take my eyes off my phone checking whether we’ve signed Gomes yet. Bloody joke this club, ruining my holiday.

 

[ToffeeDevil]

WHY ISNT HE SIGNED (OFFICIALLY)

 

[Lelouch]

WHY ISNT HE SIGNED (OFFICIALLY)

someone said it's because Everton are holding off till late as possible so Barca keep paying his wages with every passing day, Moshiri wants to keep as much pennies as he can