Andre Ayew

[becky92]

I didn’t think I could hate this club any more than I currently do. Andre Ayew FFS. Never fail to let me down Everton.

 

[Cov Loyal]

[Poor language removed] me, and you lot were worried about Gyokeres ?

 

[Number_25]

I watched him play a couple months ago and he looked about 2 stone overweight.

 

[Moomin]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Lee Smith]

I have no words

 

[davek]

This fella chats wham.

He's an utter menace.

 

[Number_25]

If he signs I’ll get his name on the back of the shirt.

 

[Daz1878]

 

[Ruairi77]

Haha, his wiki page is quite something

André Morgan Rami Ayew (/ˈɑːjuː/ (listen); born 17 December 1989), also known as Dede Ayew in Ghana,[3][4][5] is a Ghanaian professional footballer who plays as a winger for Qatar Stars League club Al Sadd[6] and captain of the Ghana national team.[7] He is currently wanted by English Premier League club Everton to be their relegation saviour, though it is unclear whether their chairman William Kenwright has found the ‘Arteta Money’ or the ‘Gordon Money’ to be snake yo afford him. There are also rumours that fans outside Everton’s training ground - Finch Farm - may scupper his move as he’d deem them ‘too toxic’ - particularly the ones on Twitter.

 

[IrishMcD]

Latest images of him, he seems to have a similar physique as myself. The fat waster.

 

[bluejohn66]

To be fair it'll be interesting for fans to ask him about his missed chances in the que outside the Goodison Supper Bar after the match.

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

[Poor language removed] me, and you lot were worried about Gyokeres ?

See you next season!

 

[Mashtray]

Rather hold on to what little money we have and spend when we go down

 

[Librarian]

Ayew is it me you’re looking for

 

[Mickey]

Club just 100% bantering us at this stage.