Alternative theories to get over the 'traditional slow start' to the season

[mzone16]

Buy and Sell early. (be forced to sell and get loans in early).

Imagine that!

This.

 

[blue61]

Get Hibbert to score in the first game of the season and let it snowball from there. Selling and buying early also has benefits mind.

 

[Royal]

Stop talking about it, it's a mental block.

 

[Dexter]

Turn the changies into a grotto,tell the players the wbo darts championships start next week and the sales are on in the high street

 

[phil2801]

Keep the midnight bells ringing and have an unlimited supply of grapes

 

[Cena]

Eileen Drury FFS

 

[bluejock]

Eileen Drury FFS

*gets reincarnated as a duck

 

[Arteta2391]

its cause were a gay club

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Let them run out to Jingle Bells instead of Z-Cars

 

[The T-Dex]

Attack down a certain avenue of middle variety.

 

[Slavan]

stop blaming steve round as was all the fashion 2 seasons ago