Alternative best Everton fan

[davidloach]

One of my friends was trying to impress a guy who played for his college's team so she was asking me all these questions about the Premier League and I said I'd only tell her if she told him she was an Everton fan, which she did. She's not big into sports, but I guess she's a blue now

 

[davidloach]

I make poem for this cause.

This is the obsession of men
This is the sine wave of emotion
This is water in eye
This is blue blood fell for great effort
This is great football club
This is the men of blue

I see the sine wave is a recurring theme in the majority of your posts

 

[deipnosophist]

Is that like some kind of post-modern poetry that I am not getting?

papa Smurf et al

 

[bluejock]

Every single Filipino crew member on every single tanker I've worked on have been informed that United are sh*te and Rodgers bums kids, so they should become Everton fans instead.

Not sure any of them understood me like but they smile a lot.

 

[roydo]

Every single Filipino crew member on every single tanker I've worked on have been informed that United are sh*te and Rodgers bums kids, so they should become Everton fans instead.

Not sure any of them understood me like but they smile a lot.

Haha! My lads dont like footie, but both always look out for Everton. Mrs R hates LFC with a passion. It was scousers in general before we met, but over the years she has learnt the subtle, (or not so subtle in some cases) differences between us and that lot. So that kind of counts.

 

[PaddyG]

My most recent conversion was of a 50 year old Ukranian man who can barely speak a word of English.

 

[bluejock]

I've actually been speaking Everton tonight with a Belgian taxi driver. He thinks Lukaku will be better than Drogba and that Mirallas is "brilliant but a [Poor language removed]"

Asked him what he meant and he went on about the tackle against Suarez. Says he kicks people all the time playing for Belgium too.

 

[JAYTALITY]

I've actually been speaking Everton tonight with a Belgian taxi driver. He thinks Lukaku will be better than Drogba and that Mirallas is "brilliant but a [Poor language removed]"

Asked him what he meant and he went on about the tackle against Suarez. Says he kicks people all the time playing for Belgium too.

That was tackle of the season!

 

[MickM86]

Born not manufactured

 

[Blueblooded]

Born not manufactured

Bloody hell, no need to piss on other people's chips! ycard

I salute the guys going out there and indoctrinating school kids and the like - top notch efforts from the lot of you.

(Posted as someone not born a Blue, but who has kept the faith for 30+ years)