All or nothing: Everton

[GrandOldTeam]

They were great early days - especially the Sunderland one.

Now clubs aren't soft and control it too much.

 

[Noble Savage]

You know 90 percent of it will be Saint Bill giving us stories about his boyhood days.
"I was in Corrie you know" "let me introduce you to me bird" "No, I haven't made one penny from this football club".
Would be good to see who gets the Rodwell treatment. He was portrayed as such a villain in the Sunderland one. Great stuff that.

 

[Blast_of_Cannock]

I think they've missed the boat on this. Last season would have been the perfect time due to all the chaos. No way is this season going to be as bad. No way. Not a chance. Not a chance in hell. Surely not. SURELY NOT! I'm going for a lie down.

 

[Rita_Poon]

'Everton: The rise and rise of good times'

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

It would have been interesting around 2016 onwards just to see the absolute mess from the inside.

 

[GlosBlue]

It'd be called - Everton: WTF???

 

[tommye]

Everton. 101 Great Comedy Moments 2021/22

 

[Dan Tanner]

Bill would be full on prima Donna in this, it would be a cringe fest to behold.

I watched a documentary about Michael Crawford on Friday night.
As it kicked off I was unsurprised to see our dear Uncle Avuncular Billy waxing lyrical about himself and Michael... "Some mothers do have 'em..." They certainly do Bill, they certainly do.

 

[Saint Domingo]

They were great early days - especially the Sunderland one.

Now clubs aren't soft and control it too much.

I’m not sure we’re competent enough for that. We can’t even get the sound working on press conferences sometimes, and release YouTube videos with them starting 10 minutes in for some reason.

It would be tv gold though as I suspect we’re an absolute shambles in certain aspects of the club.

 

[Joey66]

 

[Drico]

We could never do an All or Nothing: Everton. For a start, it would have to be called "Nothing: Everton".

I can see it now:

Amazon Prime Video Presents...

A Bill Kenwright Production...

Starring...Mr Testicles...

...The Toffee Lady...

...and Jim White...

In...

Nothing: Everton - But We've Had Good Times!?!

Special Guest Stars: Rafael Benitez and "Big Sam" Allardyce

Best Boy: Frank Lampard

Runner: Romelu Lukaku

Editing By: Nothing to See Here Productions

Dedicated to the Memory of When We Were A Big Club


Inevitably, it will be nominated for an award at the Cannes Film Festival - and disqualified after a late VAR intervention.

Still, next year's Oscar for Best Actor goes to? Mr. Bill Kenwright.

 

[BNJ1878]

I think next season would be absolutely perfect

Last season (scheduled) at Goodison Park, following Chongy on his site visits to BM, tearful fans at the thought of leaving Goodison.

Not saying I'm for it but next season is the one. (maybe a 2 year deal to cover BM too)

 

[Davidoff]

Save on a trip out to the circus

 

[rylojr]

I think next season would be absolutely perfect

Last season (scheduled) at Goodison Park, following Chongy on his site visits to BM, tearful fans at the thought of leaving Goodison.

Not saying I'm for it but next season is the one. (maybe a 2 year deal to cover BM too)

Good shout that. However horrific the viewing might be, it would be smart for historical purposes at least.

 

[Bigduke1234]

no would embarrass us even more

This all day long. No thank you.