Alien football

[TheFinnFan]

"The incident of biting an opponent is alien to football and must remain so"

What else is/should be alien to football?

( This thread can be useful to all potentially hazardous PL players who are mentally unstable, and why not to some wicked amateurs too. )


So I'll start...

Touching opponents nutsacks is alien to footy in my books...Im sure Valderrama knows what I'm talking about.
( touching team mates sacks is ok, though )

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

this as well, he was horrible.....

 

[TheFinnFan]

alien.

not alien, squirting is harmless fun

 

[Frank Drebin]

Iain Dowie.

 

[Fearthainn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEMR2lMirMM

Bloody hilarious though.

 

[McBain]

Female Managers.

 

[BigBlueConk]

Dirty diving cheats.

 

[McBain]

Two Footers.

 

[degsy]

Any thing suarez does

 

[BigBlueConk]

Tony Hibbert scoring.

I hear it does happen on other planets.