Alexis Sanchez

[royvernon39]

Mr. U has been tapping him up.. its in the bag.

 

[bullybeef]

Who makes this stuff up.

As if.

 

[II McColl II]

Until Jim White gets another call from the fonejacker confirming we've reserved a number for a certain Chilean attacker i won't believe it

 

[Azza]

He isn't that good so I'll say swerve.

 

[royalblue66]

Who makes this stuff up.

As if.

Hearing he will only come if Fat Sam is in charge.

 

[gianthogweed]

Great footballer with a atrocious attitude

 

[bullybeef]

Hearing he will only come if Fat Sam is in charge.

And Usmanov becomes major shareholder and benefactor.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Haha

 

[Tubey]

No 'bid' necessary...he's leaving Arsenal on a free at the end of the season, probably to City. Pay him the right wages and we would at least be in with a shout, if by the end of the season we look like we are making progress.

Yes mate, we're 'in with a shout' for one of the best forwards of his generation, in his prime, available for nothing, when we're ran by actual clowns and in a relegation battle with no manager.

Sounds totally realistic to me.

 

[Woolly Blue]

A couple of Rumours suggesting we are linked to this chap from Arsenal. Seems like a fairly decent player, would you take him at Everton?

It's been misquoted.
I heard it was Alexei Sayle

 

[Blue Juice]

Journalists actually running with this as a story. Bizarre

 

[witchdoc187]

Not the sort of player we need for relegation battle. Swerve

 

[Toast]

Who’s been on the pot??

Bong is playing for Brighton.
We should get him in.

 

[Gareth Gibson]

Is this a windup?

 

[Kev The Rat]

Don't know much about him but tbh I think we need more established quality to get us out of the relegation zone.