Alan Smith

[Rook]

At one point Smith was a very good and up and coming attacking mid/striker. Then after his broken leg he never found his form again.

In his defense he wasn't able to get to get to the hospital very quickly.

 

[Gazdalf]

Previously boss striker: check.

Injury problems: check.

Strange signing: check.

Mad as a box of otters: check.

I present Andy Gray. Way over the top, I know.

hurrah hurrah hurrah

 

[jon darwen]

so many supposed class players have sunk at newcastle : scott parker, duff, emre, boumsong, the list is endless. its where talent goes to disappear. i think he could recapture the form that made him worth 5m+ with us.

 

[wilsonefc]

i told you, its loserville.

 

[fortyone]

He played for the barcodes tonight, against Valencia, Manny Fernandez came on in the second half for the spaniards, Newcastle won 2-1

 

[Blue Ray]

I think he'd be a good signing for us. It's Newcastle's fans that destroy players. I was never good enough to be a player but if I was Newcastle would be right up there with the red [Poor language removed] and Manure as the teams I deffo wouldnt play for. The skunks have the most fickle fans in the country. He must know that this would be his last chance to sort his playing out. Could be all paper talk but whatever happens in the transfer market for us better happen soon. This is the same joke we get told every year and it wasn't funny first time round. COYB.

 

[Robin Sisland]

Previously boss striker: check.

Injury problems: check.

Strange signing: check.

Mad as a box of otters: check.

I present Andy Gray. Way over the top, I know.

The first post I've read on this forum that's made me laugh uproariously out loud.
Add Peter Beardsley to Andy Gray and let's hope his personal terms are not so generous as to want to emulate other late career arrivals such as the 'mightavebeen' Mo Johnson or that long haired French dildo 'belong Sue Barker'.