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Clear off back to your European farmers leagues.
I knew this would be a step too far for him. Nowhere near the standard required for the Qatari Stars League :coffee:
It's one thing poncing about in La Liga or the Premiership, but he just couldn't cut it on a hot day in Doha.

I heard he was on £500,000 a week too. Get this joker off our payroll.
Regretting paying for the life sized Waxwork of this malingering oaf. My Saturday wife insisted his old fellow be included in the sculpture (not sure why). She also likes to change his underwear daily, but what can you do?
 
Regretting paying for the life sized Waxwork of this malingering oaf. My Saturday wife insisted his old fellow be included in the sculpture (not sure why). She also likes to change his underwear daily, but what can you do?
Yay Yay Yay! Why would you entertain a waxwork of this chancer? Melt it down imediately and find something that honours one of our true superstars



P.S. I have a freind at Souq Waqif market who can cut you a good deal on a life size Boli dolly :D Very realistic and a snip at just 300 Rial (two for 550) ;)
 
I'd have hamez back in a heartbeat if the deal suited us, basic contract with hefty incentives written in..
Say 15k a week basic....
35k appearance 15k sub
35k assist
35k goal ..
2.5mill euro bonus
5mill champions league bonus
Etc
 
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