Al Rayyan SC

[Sassy Colombian]

I'd get laughed at if i asked for a bowl of corn flakes to be got for me lol

I grew up in Colombia in a patriarchal society hearing my grandma tell me how it was the women’s job to take care and please of our men, so it was ingrained in me and bad habits are hard to change

 

[The binman chronicles]

Trophy will be ours tomorrow night may Allah wish.

Everyone knows Allah is Saddite.

...uhm too far...A thousand apologies merciful one I didn't mean to speak with the devil's tongue. It just appears as though they get all the divine rights. I know you wouldn't favour one group of your humble creations over another.

Wait one second my Monday wife is calling, let me quickly answer her back..."No you can't go out the house...EVER! You are not worth one ticket to a league game nevermind a final! Just perform your function and look after my sons. I can't wait until Wednesday to see my other wife who does not look and smell like a camel and is a full 15% less hairy!"

Right back to where we were, oh yes, I know you will help our downtrodden people and not let Rodriguez's calf explode and also give Al Rayyan the win.

 

[wm02]

I've been looking for a new ringtone for Tuesday wife...sorted.

It has a nice Lion King vibe to it

 

[cronullasharks]

I grew up in Colombia in a patriarchal society hearing my grandma tell me how it was the women’s job to take care and please of our men, so it was ingrained in me and bad habits are hard to change

Aussie women are just lazy

 

[Bwana]

To be fair it aint my wife that wakes me up, it's usually my 5 year old son charging in at 6am to show me a new dinosaur he's unlocked on his Jurassic world game or something

I haven't seen my children and girls ever since July. They're staying at the women's house, run by my evil Saturday wife who spits on me if I even dare to even think about visiting their gardens. Curse on her, she has a swarm of locust living inside her head. Would trade her immediately but I still have 37 downpayments to go.

Up the Fierce! Anybody else coming to the parking lot tailgating? I'm bringing Hamas.

 

[Bwana]

 

[Dancing Pat]

With just 2 hours to go, the car park is already filling up!

 

[COYBL25]

With just 2 hours to go, the car park is already filling up!

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Mind your camel mate ?

 

[tommye]

You're all 'kin mad


#UpTheFierce

 

[wm02]

Are we down 1-0 yet?

 

[ilikecheese]

You're all 'kin mad


#UpTheFierce

I can't speak for everyone but I am only mad at Thursday wife ATM. I think she fed me poisoned dates last night.

 

[MikeH72]

How are they in a cup final, don’t they get battered every week?

 

[wm02]

How are they in a cup final, don’t they get battered every week?

The magic of the Qatar Stars League

 

[cronullasharks]

The magic of the Qatar Stars League

Dem special cup nights under the lights #YMCA

 

[wm02]

Didn’t concede in the first five minutes.
The Cup is ours!