Al Rayyan SC

[JimmyJeffers]

Victory will be ours!
We shall lift the great golden phallus on high and put a twinkle in the eye of our weekend wives.

Fixed for you. By odd coincidence, and no small amount of my neighbours homemade fig moonshine, both my weekend wives wear eye patches

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I mean they’re both good looking just not very good at looking if you know what I mean.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

 

[Yarrgh]

I mean they’re both good looking just not very good at looking if you know what I mean.

Any man with a weekend wife with a functioning eye is blessed indeed. Very few are so lucky.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Looking 2 for the Al-Duhail game ?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Any man with a weekend wife with a functioning eye is blessed indeed. Very few are so lucky.

Yes I stick Saturday and Sunday together with sellotape.

 

[Jimishorts]

both my weekend wives wear eye patches

I mean they’re both good looking

You are truly blessed with your weekend wives JJ.

 

[kev]

Looking 2 for the Al-Duhail game ?

Best advice I can give is to get to Doha early and seek out Ali Ben Flashman. He may be able to cut you a deal, but it will cost you many Riyal (and maybe a wife or two).
The capacity at Abdullah bin Khalifa Stadium is just 9,000.
Sadly, looking for tickets for this one will be like looking for gold dust in a sand dune.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Best advice I can give is to get to Doha early and seek out Ali Ben Flashman.

I get mine from Al Bin Sold.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Best advice I can give is to get to Doha early and seek out Ali Ben Flashman. He may be able to cut you a deal, but it will cost you many Riyal (and maybe a wife or two).
The capacity at Abdullah bin Khalifa Stadium is just 9,000.
Sadly, looking for tickets for this one will be like looking for gold dust in a sand dune.

Aye as my grandad used to say, ‘getting a ticket for a big match is like trying to wank off a scorpion’

 

[kev]

Aye as my grandad used to say, ‘getting a ticket for a big match is like trying to wank off a scorpion’

Your late Grandad I assume

 

[COYBL25]

Aye as my grandad used to say, ‘getting a ticket for a big match is like trying to wank off a scorpion’

With your mouth.

 

[Yarrgh]

Aye as my grandad used to say, ‘getting a ticket for a big match is like trying to wank off a scorpion’

Alas a noble occupation that is dying out as the skyscrapers spring from the desert.

Ask the children now where to get scorpion semen and they look like they have been consuming flower of the poppy.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Alas a noble occupation that is dying out as the skyscrapers spring from the desert.

Ask the children now where to get scorpion semen and they look like they have been consuming flower of the poppy.

Aye my first child (strictly speaking second but obviously not counting his older sister) asked me for 5 PlayStation for his birthday. How me and his Tuesday mother laughed as the Asp bit his nose when opening the present box.

 

[Bwana]

With your mouth.

I remember back in the days of Sheik sharif bin Dont Prefer al Casbah, when the Moon shone as bright as nowadays, us wee lads of the palace, all 2564 of us, having a task of collecting the semen of the finest racing camels. This came straight from our father, who was the respected Minister of Stables, nicknamed the great Wallahi al-Two Humps (he had his ways with his Wednesday wives & concubines)... where was I again... oh yes, the task.

Come to think of it, never mind. For some reason my nickname as a youngster was Bwana al bin Meaty Lips...