Al Rayyan SC

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Saturday wives are like goats. They feed on the scraps and produce only poor milk enough for a drink when thirsty.

Wednesday wives are fine fattened milk cows feasting on luscious grass so we can drink greedily from their ample udders.

If I only had Wednesday wives, I would be a very, very happy man, my friend.
A very happy man

 

[Yarrgh]

If I only had Wednesday wives, I would be a very, very happy man, my friend.
A very happy man

When I was young, every day was Wednesday as I proudly beheld my herd of beautiful cows.

Now I am old, all I can hear is the bleating of goats.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

lol lol

 

[Bwana]

A good goat is better than a lousy, honour-costing Saturday wife. Never have I had to flog any of my goats 'cos of letting the infidel gardener see their ankle.

 

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Stay strong with your Saturday wives.
It will be Wednesday soon enough

 

[Deleted member 48881]

lol lol lol

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Stay strong with your Saturday wives.
It will be Wednesday soon enough

Unfortunately I have Monday to get through first. I foolishly drank the merchants fig juice and agreed to marry his daughter many moons back. I mean... she’s a good cook but looks like Burt Reynolds.

 

[Bwana]

Unfortunately I have Monday to get through first. I foolishly drank the merchants fig juice and agreed to marry his daughter many moons back. I mean... she’s a good cook but looks like Burt Reynolds.

I feel your agony brother. But as those poxy Al Saddites foolishly sing about taking your caravan through a sand storm holding head up (you'll suffocate, which would serve them sons of dogs right), they have a point in their lyrics about hope: If we ever make the unholy mistake and let the women drive (Lord forbid), she'll get to the market and back so fast in a Trans Am that her honour is quaranteed to be safe.

 

[Yarrgh]

Unfortunately I have Monday to get through first. I foolishly drank the merchants fig juice and agreed to marry his daughter many moons back. I mean... she’s a good cook but looks like Burt Reynolds.

Ahhh, how soon those good looks will fade.

 

[BNJ1878]

Oh look.

 

[Yarrgh]

Oh look.

Argument with Laurent Blanc over sacrificing his calf.

1005 shames on Blanc! When will we escape from this footballing midget's grasps? May a plague of locusts eat his wheat harvest.

 

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Nzonzi in the starting XI.
Time to rip al Wakrah apart

 

[Bwana]

This raises some questions about our recruiting. I'm all pro-Rodriguez, our rigorous training programme, seen previously in that truly magnificent presentation of the Fierce's Al Finch Wahah, will resuscitate his calf like 72 virgins do resuscitate a martyr in Paradise, Lord willing.

I am just wondering whether those English pig dogs in Al-Everton have conned us like a sunflower seed salesman does in the market when discreetly changing the product from top notch quality to one mixed with camel dung and stench of malodorous feet? I'm putting a conditional fatwa on them 'till this wrong doing has been cleared.

 

[tommye]

Oh look.

Once Everton has touched you...

 

[maccavennie]

Getting beat 1-0