Aggressive Birds

[YoboCopter]

Thought this was about my ex lol

Came in to post same haha

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

I thought she might have paid another visit to the drive-thru.

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

Pair of kurt geigers usually calms them right down

Just gotta make sure the heel connects with the base of the skull

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

Google adds can pipe down too

 

[The binman chronicles]

I thought she might have paid another visit to the drive-thru.

Ahh perfect marriage material.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Ahh perfect marriage material.

You'd never suffer weight gain through eating too much fast food if she was sorting the food, that's for sure. You probably would never have to put up with noisey neighbours either.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

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Google adds can pipe down too

The question that will really get you is, how do they know?

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Birds at the seaside (especially in Blackpool) can at first appear to be quite loud and aggressive, but if you give them a few of your chips become quite docile, some to even to the point where they will allow you to touch them.

 

[Rob17896]

Got stimulated by the thread title and ultimately disappointed by the reality of the context.

Spent a spring and summer having the wing mirror of my landrover attacked by an aggressive long tailed tit who indefatigable sought to see off his reflection. So much bird poo!

Casually mention the Landrover and convey the image without appearing to push it. Nice writing Chris!

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Casually mention the Landrover and convey the image without appearing to push it. Nice writing Chris!

Does he usually have to push his Landrover? I thought they were generally quite reliable?

 

[Sadken]

Birds at the seaside (especially in Blackpool) can at first appear to be quite loud and aggressive, but if you give them a few of your chips become quite docile, some to even to the point where they will allow you to touch them.

I usually dip the chip in curry, they squawk like mad and head out to sea for a drink.

 

[Brendan Janus]

Sounds like one of my exes !

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Sounds like one of my exes !

? Did she hate curry sauce as well?

 

[Brendan Janus]

? Did she hate curry sauce as well?

Yes particularly on a piece of cod !!

 

[john jako]

I once missed football training for a dying bird. Was given lots of homophobic abuse for a few years due to this.

Never forgived birds since. Shitehawks.