Take all their clothes and make them walk back in their kits.
Somebody who wants 2 million a yearWhat manager worth a carrot would join our basket case of a club?
We’re doomed in all honestyNever disliked a team of Everton players as much as these. No pride, no commitment, no excuses anymore.
It's the same thing every week. Newcastle will hammer us.
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