Confirmed Signing Adam Aznou

[Milkman]

When it comes to selling him Bayern have first dibs to match the bid and speak to the player to go there.

Flash forward to 2028 and Everton have accepted a bid of £2.5m from Coventry for the disappointing and permacrocked Adam Aznou. Would we even bother calling Bayern?

 

[buskwhi2]

You misspelled Nina Simone there.

Apologies. I thought I was being cultured by knowing a Buble song

 

[micknick]

@micknick you appear to be posting with sass which is my favourite version of you. Where you at with the Everton right now this summer?

Alright mate.

I have issues. Im constantly refreshing and need some signings.

Our friend told me we were signing Frendrup, not looking likely is it.

 

[Blast_of_Cannock]

Uw....Er

Say it dead quick.

There's your answer.

I thought for a second you were starting to sing 'Pump up the jam' by Technotronic.

 

[Vaughan]

Looks a real player, just a shame we can't sign the parallel universe version of him that is identical but is right sided.

wonder if Moyes will pioneer the first ever left footed right back in Mykolenko?

with most left wingers being right footed players cutting in, his left side being stronger could be an advantage, like when Arbeloa pocketed Messi back in the day

i feel like there's been a good few right footed left backs (Maldini, Lahm, Zambrotta) but never a left footed right back.

Revolutionise the game, Moyes!

 

[chicoazul]

Alright mate.

I have issues. Im constantly refreshing and need some signings.

Our friend told me we were signing Frendrup, not looking likely is it.

It is not friend.

We can always just seed silly pointless angst and then poke those that react worst to it?

 

[COYB75]

Looks a real player, just a shame we can't sign the parallel universe version of him that is identical but is right sided.

He is right footed though. Shame nobody can learn how to cross a ball these days with their strongest foot.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Looks a real player, just a shame we can't sign the parallel universe version of him that is identical but is right sided.

Na we deffo needed a LB before a RB mate. Happy that they've targeted this one first.

 

[Toffeepot]

It is not friend.

We can always just seed silly pointless angst and then poke those that react worst to it?

You are loving the wet sheet bonanza window!

 

[Victus]

I feel like this lad is more of a winger, which is handy at a pinch.

 

[chrismpw]

Flash forward to 2028 and Everton have accepted a bid of £2.5m from Coventry for the disappointing and permacrocked Adam Aznou. Would we even bother calling Bayern?

We wouldn't.

And then they'd sue us for breach of contract.

 

[chrismpw]

wonder if Moyes will pioneer the first ever left footed right back in Mykolenko?

with most left wingers being right footed players cutting in, his left side being stronger could be an advantage, like when Arbeloa pocketed Messi back in the day

i feel like there's been a good few right footed left backs (Maldini, Lahm, Zambrotta) but never a left footed right back.

Revolutionise the game, Moyes!

Pat VDH was a right footed left back.

 

[Milkman]

We wouldn't.

And then they'd sue us for breach of contract.

Sounds about right

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

If he gets injured will he come back good Aznou?

 

[Vaughan]

Pat VDH was a right footed left back.

yep. been a good few of those

cant think of any high profile right backs who are left footed