Abstinence

[tezzathelezza]

WTF:huh:? Chico, dont say [Poor language removed] like that! Cos the way am feeling, the little bit of scank around the corner will be gettin a rude text in the middle of the night and an even more rude awakening!

 

[chicoazul]

Ah, the customary "one in the locker" for such occasions.

Get juiced up and get texting lar.

If your bird comes back with her hair braided, its code for "I got it".

 

[a2b chris]

abstinance makes the arc go longer

 

[tezzathelezza]

Ah, the customary "one in the locker" for such occasions.

Get juiced up and get texting lar.

If your bird comes back with her hair braided, its code for "I got it".

You know the score lid! haha

 

[chicoazul]

You should really be hiding your mobile phone by now.

This skank, we need details:

 

[tezzathelezza]

Even if i told you, you would not belive the story! Bit let me just say that she likes drinking from the furry cup. Well, 50% of the time! haha

 

[chicoazul]

explodes*

Mick will want photos.

Is she from Kirkby?

 

[tezzathelezza]

Yup! Southdeane!

 

[chicoazul]

Theres a few boss folk on here from those parts.

Surname now sir;

 

[Cal]

I thought this thread was about absynth.

 

[chicoazul]

Danny: wheres ye mar tonight?

awaits bannage*

 

[tezzathelezza]

Theres a few boss folk on here from those parts.

Surname now sir;

Mine or hers? Either way its not going to be told!!!

 

[chicoazul]

Dont be shy, spit it out. She wont like.

 

[micknick]

*i dont know where to start...

 

[tezzathelezza]

Dont be shy, spit it out. She wont like.

Yup, again your quite right sir. She likes "love in her tummy"

Anyhow, how did this thread turn into my sex life?