2023/24 Abdoulaye Doucoure

[Zatara]

Not a clue where you’d play him any more. If the back post goals from rebounds off the keeper dry up, which they did months ago, he serves no purpose at all (other than being curiously shorter than everyone thinks he is).

Payday move somewhere hot and sandy in summer. Probably thinking Saudi, but more likely to be Turkey.

Hope to het £10mil for him from Saudi.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Plays like he's in a Beatles animated video.

Not forgiven for not curing kane of his impediment. Whole lot of nothing. Appreciate the saviour goals but it aint working and hasn't since.

 

[Tel001]

He’s a shocking footballer , literally cannot kick a ball correctly, which is a rather important skill in his chosen profession imo

 

[GoldenToffee]

Did we give him an extended contract until end of next season? Probably on about £80k a week? Seamus next too - jeez.

 

[Tel001]

Did we give him an extended contract until end of next season? Probably on about £80k a week? Seamus next too - jeez.

He’s our highest earner now mate … merry Xmas

 

[marsh]

We can't win without him so hopefully he's back soon

 

[Maltese_Falcon]

Totally useless , we looked much better when this donkey went off

 

[maccavennie]

Surprise surprise absolutely crap yet again.

 

[bitter-no-better]

Been really poor since coming back from injury. Play DCL and Beto together on Saturday with Gomes in behind.

 

[blueblood]

Drop him, give Gomes a start.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Maybe it's due to Ramadan and he's got no energy the past week? Dunno, must be a reason why he's so ineffective.

 

[N0L1M1TK]

Maybe it's due to Ramadan and he's got no energy the past week? Dunno, must be a reason why he's so ineffective.

Yeh it's because he's actually pretty crap.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Yeh it's because he's actually pretty crap.

Just trying to give him the benefit of the Ramadan!

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Been pretty anonymous for a while now if we're honest.

 

[Mozza1987]

Shouldn't be playing on Saturday