2022/23 Abdoulaye Doucouré

[Street end man]

If he hadn't been suspended for 3 games right in out decent spell we'd have been safe before today.

Way better than his critics suggest.

100%. That really did kill the momentum we had.

 

[Rita_Poon]

If he hadn't been suspended for 3 games right in out decent spell we'd have been safe before today.

Way better than his critics suggest.

how that west ham win coming along mate? let me guess, 'wheels fell off'?

 

[Axlswhk]

Great, as I said - fantastic goal.

He's still a donkey, why are you lying to yourself here? lol

he isn’t the best footballer out there but he is way capable of scoring than all our strikers combine and press better than any of our midfielders.

 

[DualityNSNO]

he isn’t the best footballer out there but he is way capable of scoring than all our strikers combine and press better than any of our midfielders.

He's not more capable of scoring, he's available though.

Great athlete, now he can learn to play football, age 30, pocketing over 100k a week probably. Wahey, exciting

 

[summerisle]

 

[Oddson]

Statue for the Doucs, [Poor language removed] for 70% of the season but stepped up when it mattered.

MAN

 

[Axlswhk]

He's not more capable of scoring, he's available though.

Great athlete, now he can learn to play football, age 30, pocketing over 100k a week probably. Wahey, exciting

I’d pay him that if his contribution ensure our survival next season. Spend your energy on another target instead, plenty of players did far worst than him this season by a million miles.

 

[DualityNSNO]

He is one of the highest earners at the club

Deer in the headlights in front of goal. Slip today has done me in.

An utter mule of a footballer, thank god his contract is up.

He’s errrr how can I put it,technically not very gifted is he?

Literally cack’s himself when he’s in or around the penalty box.

Seriously needs to change his studs.

Horrendous habit of laying hospital passes on to his team-mates when on the edge of our box as well.

The Duuuuuuke

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

Thought be was proper rubbish today. Like many of our players, he seems totally unable to play well for more than about 2 games in succession

His feet and legs treat the football like a cloud of angry wasps surrounding a dog turd covered in asbestos

Painful. A villa supporting family member texted me after the match laughing at how bad he was.

Stats this season.
Goals 0
Assists 0.

One word woeful .

Absolute Dogshyte footballer with another Dogshyte performance under his belt !!

He’s an absolute yard dog, does some decent running but his ability on the ball is absolutely abysmal. More of a hinderence than anything else. Him and onana where pathetic.

The Duke.

These are all comments from Dyche times and from 1 and a bit pages of this thread btw lol

But he's scored 1 goal so we're ignoring that naturally.

 

[MACCA75]

Was looking at the candidates to be the hero today and I always thought he was the most likely. What was Lampard thinking?

 

[DualityNSNO]

Was looking at the candidates to be the hero today and I always thought he was the most likely. What was Lampard thinking?

That he wanted a midfielder he can rely on in midfield - Dyche plays him behind the striker and it works because he doesn't need to be a midfielder, Lampard didn't even try that.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

If he hadn't been suspended for 3 games right in out decent spell we'd have been safe before today.

Way better than his critics suggest.

That’s his own fault for being so F’n stupid but agreed. He has more energy than he knows what to do with. I’d almost make him striker at this point because at least I know he’d be an absolute nuisance to deal with.

 

[Librarian]

Was looking at the candidates to be the hero today and I always thought he was the most likely. What was Lampard thinking?

Weirdly felt the same, kept thinking it will be him

 

[Clarky cat]

The Duke.

These are all comments from Dyche times and from 1 and a bit pages of this thread btw lol

But he's scored 1 goal so we're ignoring that naturally.

Tbf if a cloud of angry wasps surrounding a dog turd covered in asbestos was bouncing my way that’s exactly how I would of treated it!

 

[Ivo]

What a strike today! Don't think we should be giving him any longer than the one year extension though

Let's see what he does next season surely?

 

[JohnRoss23]

I will admit that I have been a pretty harsh critic of Doucoure over the last few years but ever since Dyche came in he has been a whole new player. Have a day, lad.