A Special Event

[Milkman]

It's all got a bit Butlins with this head tennis hasn't it?

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

Exclusive image of new players training in the new kit

That Niasse in the middle?

 

[everton2004]

Exclusive image of new players training in the new kit

Is that Niasse on the deck?

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

Is that Niasse on the deck?

JINX

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Jesus Christ just about choked on my baked tattie

Imagine choking on Clare Balding's baked tattie!

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

Ahaha 'do you think you can fill the big shoes of leon osman'

We've left earths atmosphere lads

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

Imagine choking on her baked tattie!

I can sense the innuendo but I just can't figure it out

 

[Milkman]

This would be one time I wouldn't begrudge the fans booing..

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Whats happened to Jags, looks like he has had a stroke. Gone a bit OTT on the photoshop there lads.

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

And its over

Oh my

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

i hope they're not referring to how far he can drive while smashed

Thats gibbo lid

 

[everton2004]

"Anyone got any questions or comments?"

".....BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

 

[Ashtonian]

Whats happened to Jags, looks like he has had a stroke. Gone a bit OTT on the photoshop there lads.

It's not like they could have just took a real picture with them.

 

[wainy]

That's why I love Everton. Don't ever change.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

I can sense the innuendo but I just can't figure it out

Imagination!