A Special Event

[bazzer25]

Gordon Ramsey to make the pies from now on. Bloody hell!

 

[harris78]

Or Danny Gabiddon in a spelling bee with foreign players names, getting one letter longer each round...

 

[Steve0]

Im actually excited to see how dull it's going to be.

Yet the words 'VERY special' keep coming back to me....

Quadruple signing of Witsel, Mata, Hart and Carvalho can be the only explanation.

 

[ToffeeTim]

It's the unveiling of who the everton twitter accounts sister is

 

[MikeH72]

Im actually excited to see how dull it's going to be.

Yet the words 'VERY special' keep coming back to me....

Quadruple signing of Witsel, Mata, Hart and Carvalho can be the only explanation.

So am I mate, I can't wait. Going to be proper funny

 

[ToffeeDevil]

the event was announced/has been planned for the last 6 days, at least

http://www.evertonfc.com/news/2016/08/10/behind-closed-doors

theres no way its a player, or at least no way its an event made for just a player. if they throw in a surprise signing that'd be awesome, but its def just the kit

 

[Smiggs]

Be a night with the manager maybe

 

[Bungle]

Haha love how that wasn't exactly discreet sneaking him into the store, well in Everton.

 

[deipnosophist]

Alan Titchmarsh new groundsman

lol

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

Skip to 12:15 for the skillz to start

The actual state

Whats funny is theres actual decent rappers in london

 

[ToffeeTim]

Alright lads let's get our best Internet booing voices at the ready

 

[Steve0]

The actual state

Whats funny is theres actual decent rappers in london

Yeah but are they killer stand ups like this funny fupper?

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Most likely just the third kit, at best I'd say maybe Ross or Rom signing a new contract whilst wearing it. Anyone expecting more I hope you're right like but it's unlikely.

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

Yeah but are they killer stand ups like this funny fupper?

I actually had to skip ahead because i felt so ashamed on his behalf

 

[macst]

Well that last tweet is definitely the megastore at Goodison. Be surprised if it's anything other than a new kit.
Whoopie Doo.