A New Low...

[ijjysmith]

So i'm at work today and the team are talking a lot of rubbish to each other to basically pass the time.

One girl pipes up about pizza toppings and says...

I love pineapple, tomato, mozzarella and MARSH MALLOWS.

Should i fire her?

 

[Alio]

I think that is an official sackable offence

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Absolutely, how can you ever take her opinion seriously again?

 

[heatmeiser]

Death.

Please.

 

[maddison]

Marshmellows???? WTF? Maybe you miss heard her? Mushrooms maybe??

 

[Silas]

If she makes such bizarre choices in food what is she doing to your business?

 

[spikeman]

Well, It shows she can think outside of the box... WAY outside of the box, so she might be useful when brainstorming. Just dont let her order the pizza for you guys.

 

[heatmeiser]

If this was the 17th century she would be burned as a witch.

 

[BlueLlama]

force feed her marshmallows until she chokes.

harsh but fair.

 

[TX Bill]

A chance to educate the poor girl here I think.

 

[Dylan]

If this was the 17th century she would be burned as a witch.

This!!!

What the hell???? Why did you hire her in the first place?? Isn't the Pineapple on pizza question part of the interview process?

 

[icburns]

If this was the 17th century she would be burned as a witch.

Don't just fire her, set fire to her.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Well. There is room for negotiation here, you work the angle.

Then bury the body

 

[TheFinnFan]

even for me, marsh mallows in pizza sounds psychotic

 

[formerly manx toffee]

even for me, marsh mallows in pizza sounds psychotic

WHAT......from mad bloke who has peaches on pizza....you are one bad lad.

Let her live, she might do other mad things that do twist your grape so to speak