Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
I would deffo subscribe.Can't wait to see Carra wearing a pot noodle wig on sky sports courtroom pointing at a big picture of shagger silk stirring his coffee with a biro while he says "it's a pen latte. All day long"
I know. I'm sorry. It won't happen again
If we could half a close season trial window. Is there still time to get a points reduction before the gavel slams down? And we're live at courtroom no.1.








