It says five, but I feel more inclined to include something approaching the number of grains of sand on New Brighton beach.
Keeping it simple, and in no particular order.
1. The number of commercials on TV, every three minutes now by my math, and also, every programme has to be 'sponsored' now, usually by some ****ty mouthed woman, "this programme is sponsored by" etc etc etc.
That really grates on my nerves.

2. staff members who do next to nothing all day, except standing around looking bored, having tea breaks every 15 minutes, and getting salary for it.
3. Getting asked for ID when purchasing alcohol, even worse when you have a full beard, have been around for four decades, and the person in question is half your age,
"Supervisor please", you then wait around for two minutes, before some disinterested fart faced mare turns up, looking pissed because their tea break was interrupted.
4. The constant and never ending avalanche of crap on both Terrestrial and Satelite TV these days, these people must realize that there are those out there who do not wish to view such broadcasts, especially the same garbage over and over again.
5. Di Caprio and Winslet in Titanic.
something very unsavory about that.