5 things to fix the British economy

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1) Emergency legislation to introduce UBI
2) 2p on every liter of fuel sold in UK
3) Scrap state education for 11-16 year olds
4) Increase the tax threshold to £15000
5) Scrap UK's 'nuclear deterient'

I know,,,I should be chancellor
Bring back the groat
Reopen coal mines as theme parks
Make eating Union Jack bread compulsory
Men have to purchase a new hat every month, one of which must be a bowler hat, each year, and at least three roll up umbrellas. Women must buy twelve new pinnies, two new rolling pins and produce a baby each year.
A new chimney sweep job creation programme for the under 16s.
 
Bring back the groat
Reopen coal mines as theme parks
Make eating Union Jack bread compulsory
Men have to purchase a new hat every month, one of which must be a bowler hat, each year, and at least three roll up umbrellas. Women must buy twelve new pinnies, two new rolling pins and produce a baby each year.
A new chimney sweep job creation programme for the under 16s.
You did read my number 1 right?

btw where is da goat?
 
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