5 Bold Predictions for the 21/22 season

[john jako]

Imagine a car journey with those 5 -

Andy sulking all the way that you haven't been able to fit all of you into an Audi R8 so he can review it as an affordable option
Zat waving his knob at kids in passing cars
Joey trying to plant a flower bed on the back seat that he can later be buried under
Eggs telling anyone that'll listen that he doesn't own any electronic devices and has never heard of the internet, but did once play football at a decent level.
Tubey documenting it all in the most patronising way possible

Hope Everton get relegated

hahahaha

 

[Vic Vinegar]

Imagine a car journey with those 5 -

Andy sulking all the way that you haven't been able to fit all of you into an Audi R8 so he can review it as an affordable option
Zat waving his knob at kids in passing cars
Joey trying to plant a flower bed on the back seat that he can later be buried under
Eggs telling anyone that'll listen that he doesn't own any electronic devices and has never heard of the internet, but did once play football at a decent level.
Tubey documenting it all in the most patronising way possible

Hope Everton get relegated

Hopefully @hktoffee can fit in the boot to bring refreshments.

 

[tommye]

There will be tears
There will be outrage
There will be pissed beds
Fat pigman will crash and burn
I will watch Everton again before Christmas

 

[tommye]

Imagine a car journey with those 5 -

Andy sulking all the way that you haven't been able to fit all of you into an Audi R8 so he can review it as an affordable option
Zat waving his knob at kids in passing cars
Joey trying to plant a flower bed on the back seat that he can later be buried under
Eggs telling anyone that'll listen that he doesn't own any electronic devices and has never heard of the internet, but did once play football at a decent level.
Tubey documenting it all in the most patronising way possible

Hope Everton get relegated

Actually crying here


Thanks mate

 

[tommye]

Hopefully @hktoffee can fit in the boot to bring refreshments.

Chow-chow mein

 

[chrismpw]

He's just another ignorant multi mate.

Is what I smelled. Also recognised the language and terminology.

 

[Cels]

• Andros Townsend will score more goals than Richarlison.
• James will play a full ninety minutes two game on the trot.
• Fabian Delph will win most of our fans over.
• Everton will lose to at least one of the newly promoted clubs.
• Everton will trash one of the 'Sky Six' clubs.

But wait, there's more. You get a bonus prediction at no extra cost:

• Carlo Ancelotti will be sacked by Real Madrid

 

[BlueStevie35]

1) We’ll get off to a good start, tail in the middle, then make a gloriously failed comeback in the spring

2) DCL breaks Tim Cahill’s header record with the amount of crosses aimed at him

3) Richarlison goes down with a season ending injury cos he’s utterly goosed from playing back to back summer tournaments

4) We win at Anfield for a second successive season, Kopites whinge that it again doesn’t count because Van Dijk wasn’t fit enough when he scored the own goal that wins it

5) Lewis Dobbin scores on his senior debut in the League Cup, Premier League and FA Cup, becomes a fixture as a bench option

 

[john jako]

1) spend 40 mill on a top 4 club reject in January

2) make a final of a cup

3) unsworth refuses to play any under 23s in the u23s

4) BMD is announced to have red seats

5) Richarlison scores more than DCL

 

[Joey66]

1) @Zatara will post more than 1000 teams and formations.

2) @AndyC will continue to have a complete lack of a sense of humour.

3) @Joey66 will fail spell every word right in a post the entire season.

4) @Eggs will win dullest poster of the season for the 5th consecutive year.

5) @Tubey will have a meltdown when Lukaku scored his 20th of the season.

You yourself, needs to look in the mirror with disdain, when we finish in the top four or bottom four

 

[barneygumble]

1. Relegation
2. Misery
3. Lots of Iwobi
4. Benitez ball for ever
5. Everton to spin relegation, by claiming “bonus 4 extra games”.

 

[Vic Vinegar]

Is what I smelled. Also recognised the language and terminology.

Who am I though? You’ll never guess.

 

[Joey66]

Who am I though? You’ll never guess.

Someone who joined the GOT on April 7th .......

 

[chrismpw]

Who am I though? You’ll never guess.

I know this game. Whoever i name, you'll just deny it!

 

[LocalNative]

Imagine a car journey with those 5 -

Andy sulking all the way that you haven't been able to fit all of you into an Audi R8 so he can review it as an affordable option
Zat waving his knob at kids in passing cars
Joey trying to plant a flower bed on the back seat that he can later be buried under
Eggs telling anyone that'll listen that he doesn't own any electronic devices and has never heard of the internet, but did once play football at a decent level.
Tubey documenting it all in the most patronising way possible

Hope Everton get relegated

Hahahahahahahaha