5 Annoying Things

[chicoazul]

1 - When your wallet is too full (not necassarily money) and it digs into your arse on long car journeys.

2 - Foreign flies who arent arsed that you're trying to swat them and land on your hair all the time.

3 - Calling someone the wrong name blatantly when they know your name.

4 - Biting the inside of your gum, and then doing it repeatedly for a week due to it being inflamed.

5 - Burning your finger or something and then trying to keep it cool to stop it from hurting loads.

 

[teppic]

chico, do you write for WSAG?

 

[chicoazul]

chico, do you write for WSAG?

No mate. I like their match reports though.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

1 - When your wallet is too full (not necassarily money) and it digs into your arse on long car journeys.

2 - Foreign flies who arent arsed that you're trying to swat them and land on your hair all the time.

3 - Calling someone the wrong name blatantly when they know your name.

4 - Biting the inside of your gum, and then doing it repeatedly for a week due to it being inflamed.

5 - Burning your finger or something and then trying to keep it cool to stop it from hurting loads.

You're telling me, only foreign flies do that? Time to kick them out of the country if that's the case. Sounds a bit rascist to me tbh and I'm not sure I like it. No mercy, kill them all!!!

 

[chicoazul]

The English ones dont really hang around if you swat them mate. They cant be arsed.

The hotter the climate the more brazen they are I find.

Arrogant as [Poor language removed] they are.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

The English ones dont really hang around if you swat them mate. They cant be arsed.

The hotter the climate the more brazen they are I find.

Arrogant as [Poor language removed] they are.

I'm sitting outside in the garden now and starting to get extremely annoyed by them. They are also pestering my dog, so think it will only be a short stay outside for me.

It's more 26c here atm, so I guess you're right about it being temperature related.

 

[Nebbiolo]

1. Danish flies are fcuking bastards. I've swatted 30+ today. They keep coming back. Living on a farm doesn't improve the situation.
2. Sexy, scantily dressed birds that turn orange. Get a grip.
3. Putting weight on SUCKS!
4. Pulling a muscle in your neck really SUCKS!
5. My missus, saying she has to lose weight, when she's a gorgeous, sexy, size 12. Sort it, dear!

 

[chicoazul]

Dogs must hate them like, its not as if they can swat them is it.

Dont know the temperature but its melting here, and they're playing with my frisbee without my prior permission.

 

[Nebbiolo]

It's 23 here, but was 26 earlier. A bit too hot really.

 

[Azzbot]

1. Danish flies are fcuking bastards. I've swatted 30+ today. They keep coming back. Living on a farm doesn't improve the situation.
2. Sexy, scantily dressed birds that turn orange. Get a grip.
3. Putting weight on SUCKS!
4. Pulling a muscle in your neck really SUCKS!
5. My missus, saying she has to lose weight, when she's a gorgeous, sexy, size 12. Sort it, dear!

Liverpool

 

[Screech]

Dogs must hate them like, its not as if they can swat them is it.

Dont know the temperature but its melting here, and they're playing with my frisbee without my prior permission.

My dog eats them. She's a lean mean killing machine

 

[Dutch Toffee]

My dog eats them. She's a lean mean killing machine

My dog eats them too. That is if he manages to catch them. Not the most mobile and pacey rase around them pugs.
He's a scavenger though and enjoys feeding of my road kills.

 

[Screech]

Springer Spaniels rule b)

 

[chicoazul]

5a - Ive spent more than Ive earned this month.

 

[Nebbiolo]

Liverpool

Liverpool girls are NOT orange compared to Danish girls, mate. There is a sunbed salon on practically every street corner here. Skin cancer isn't an issue here. It's tan, tan, tan.

In saying that, Danish women are very pretty!