4pm, Martinez News Conference

[BiggyRat]

Is it too much to ask for.......?

Press: "Why Everton and not Liverpool, Roberto?"

RM: ........................................

Because Roberto no do small clubs anymore!

 

[blueblue]

Roberto : " I can't stand that fuken Gerrard and Carragher , I couldn't go there "

 

[Bilbo]

SSN before the ad break at 2.15 said a "statement imminent" ahead of the conference...

 

[Eggs]

Two or three class soundbytes and I'm yours for life Roberto.

...Bill is probably scouring his Evita, Cats and Corrie scripts to see if he can find something.

 

[IainD68]

Is it too much to ask for.......?

Press: "Why Everton and not Liverpool, Roberto?"

RM: "Because everybody knows Kopites are Gob*****s".

Martinez oh oh oh
Martinez oh oh oh
He turned down the ****e
And now he's blue and white
Martinez oh oh oh

Rob Martinez is a blue is a blue is a blue
Rob Martinez is a blue he hates kopites!!

 

[ToffeeDan]

Just seen a man buying a shedload of carrots. Also saw a white horse round the corner... Think it might have been Vitor byt not sure. Definitely had an Iberian accent anyway.

 

[Moose knuckle]

Bobby suntan is unveiling a gorgeous set of new mowers...the ride on types...

 

[blueser]

i guess im the only one who hopes he doesnt stoop to such small time bollox

the fans are bad enough we dont need managers egging it on

what would you like him to say when questioned about L****pool?

 

[Groucho]

I hope Martinez is quizzed about the Liverpool job last year. He can get off to a flyer here if he gives them a swift kick in the bollocks.

I thought so too, last night.

 

[tsubaki]

Our long night begins, #TeamPereira.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

I hope he talks in details about how he intends to implement the hot laser formation next season and never play Naismith ever.

Then I'm sold.

 

[Bilbo]

4 year contract, SSN

 

[DanEFC92]

Welcome to Ebepton, Roberto

 

[Big Fat Sam]

http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/2013/06/05/blues-appoint-martinez

 

[BiggyRat]

4 year deal on OS