4pm announcement Barkley Signs new 4 year deal [Dont post GIFS]

[bitter-no-better]

Press conference to announce a deal will be done in 48 hours.

 

[JAYTALITY]

My god. This is a very polarising move. We are either going to be jumping about or we are going to melt the Internet into a pool of water and the world will slip into anarchy. We will resort to cavemen days. Our chat up lines with consist of bashing a female to over the head. So naturally, I'm happy either way.

 

[EddyKent]

It's like a mock the week question... "What do Everton announce at 4pm?" lol

Bill Kenwright has appointed a succsessor to lead the club into the next era... ladies and gentleman, this candidate has worked wonders and I'm delighted to announce Karl Oyston as our new chairman with immediate effect.

 

[Neiler]

If its the Barkley contract then the club are idiots, like he needs more hype.

Remember the Rooney press confrence.

 

[jayden28]

My money's on the Barkley contract.

Good news but still slightly disappointing in the grand scheme of things.

True,would be great news but more bodies are needed.

 

[Bungle]

How do they expect me to do any work now? The RSI from the transfer thread was bad enough, can I claim against Everton for personal injury?

 

[Baines' left foot]

OH MY WORD.

 

[Bungle]

Press conference to announce another press conference?
#Confrenception

I wish your parents had used it more

 

[andybaker]

Remember when they told us that Goodison was falling down and wouldnt pass a safety inspection for much longer?

I reckon the ground has just been given a 5 year life line by the local council

 

[GwladysBlue]

Imagine it was to announce that we've sold one of Barkley/Stones/McCarthy and it wasn't to announce anything good at all.

 

[Pabbers]

Ace this

 

[tonyhorne]

Sorry if this has been mentioned already but does anyone think it may be about Lukaku?

 

[Kurt.]

I have it from a very reliable source Martinez is to announce that he hates Landon Donovan and he is gonna beg @GrandOldTeam to burn that thread on here with fire aids.

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

FIFA are doing us for drug irregularities after it was discovered that Gibson was only cured using blood infusions taken from the Ginger Wolverine.
I'm surprised they could find a needle strong enough to pierce McCarthy's skin.

 

[MartSlinger]

I have it from a very reliable source Martinez is to announce that he hates Landon Donovan and he is gonna beg @GrandOldTeam to burn that thread on here with fire aids.

Ive heard that too.