...I wonder how many UK geeks are watching the Internet Revolution on BBC right now? Tweets all over the shop 

I think we need an anonymous poll. Just to be sure.
Anybody who has not watched porn online is a liar.
Anybody who does not own up to watching porn is not a real man.
That is that.
Unless your married to some super hot girl who does it all for you everynight and every morning without fail, then you'll have no need for porn.
When I say super hot I mean 10 times fitter than the girls McBain uploads.
I think that can read as 40% of men have the internet.
The other 60% were lying.
This is true.
Although, to be fair, i've been a lot better lately.
Cramp? or a touch of the Pele's?
no. havn't had private access to a computer.
One of my mates admitted to getting cramp in his hand once when cracking one out. I couldn't stop laughing.