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4 Things In Football That Need To Be Jibbed, 1 Thing That Should Be in Football...

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1. Diving.

2. Bell end celebrations like Bale's heart thing.

3. Ridiculous agents fees.

4. Sepp Blatter


1. Europe vs South America games. Imagine Messi, Ronaldo, Xavi, Iniesta, Aguero, Sewer Rat, Thiago Silva, Ibrahimovic etc. all on the same pitch. Maybe throw an African team in there for a round robin thing.
 

Also, I think as a 'thing that should be in football' say a team who's 1-0 up time wastes loads, if they concede a goal or two and need the win then all the time they wasted should just be swerved off rather than added on.
 
Jibbed

The 'Champions League'. Most of the sides in it aren't champions and never will be. Football has lost something as the giants of the game play each other constantly.

Agents. Players should have independent negotiators who work for the PFA who take a very small percentage that goes back into the organization. If they need an agent for everything outside of football then so be it. Too much money leaves the game.

All seater stadia The game and the culture that surrounds it has changed a lot since this was introduced. I can't see an issue when it's working really well in Germany. That said everything works really well in Germany.

Diving & Cheating. All it needs is big retrospective bans and it'd be out of our game in a month.

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Proper support for grass roots Football. Does any club really do enough to get the kids in thier community involved in sport and football? The answers no IMO.
 
also a new in is for more footballers to become a ref when they retire - definitely still young enough. give something back into the sport that paid you so handsomely you blerts. Would like to see roy keane dealing with 10 players hounding and barking in his face when he gets a decision wrong
 
Bs from commentators "Anichebe was high there" - no he wasn't ffs Collins stuck his head where he shouldn't

Handball anywhere above the hand

Cheating on the pitch - diving, throwing themselves at opponents and claiming a foul, stealing 5 yards at throws and free kicks etc

3 games on MOTD just the goals from the other 4 games
 

Everyone would get injured on purpose and the whole thing would descend into farce - however if the man of the match got to spaff over her wabbers I think we would see unprecedented levels of performance

It could even be the prize for the Golden Goal......
 
1. The assistant who stands behind the penalty box in Europa League games.
2. Players not celebrating goals against former employers - SWP no one at Chelsea remembers you, celebrate FFS.
3. Clubs charging away fans loads.
4. Chang beer.

1. An extra sub for either team during extra time, might perk up the usually languid 30mins of players waiting for pens.
 
Jibbed:

1. Goal Music. Immediate ban from Football should be used.
2. Sepp Blatter. Obvious reasons.
3. Jim White. Ovverrated, boring, jizz head.
4. 25 Men Squad. Ruins my Football Manager sqauds every year.

Should:

Referee's being able to discuss decisions.
 

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