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[anton66]

I have a moustache like my hero Bob the Pole
I have a moustache like Peter Beagrie.

Well hello Nobby.

 

[malfosse]

Which one is on your head



Asking for a friend

 

[Old Blue 2]

I am related to a world-famous explorer.

My dad was on the Gwladys Street the game Dixie Dean score his record-breaking 60th goal against Arsenal in 1928.

 

[Alan Whittle]

I recently discovered I’m actually Irish.

I once had a beer with Diane Abbot in the House of Commons bar.

 

[Ducans elbow]

Went on the lash with Frank Bruno

Watched Everton win the champions league

 

[anton66]

Went on the lash with Frank Bruno

Watched Everton win the champions league

You can also see into the future.

 

[john jako]

Went on the lash with Frank Bruno

Watched Everton win the champions league

Was he good fun on the lash?

 

[Oddball]

1/i have a magnetic personality and people, male and female can`t help but find me attractive on many levels ..... 2/i said in the Arena thread that my posts were stream of conscience writings to appear sophisticated, when in fact they are just me messing about​

 

[duncs pigeon]

Kopites are Gobshites
It was Chelsea

 

[KaiserEFC]

I have a 9 inches of manhood

I have a 10 inches of manhood

 

[peteblue]

I am not a socialist

I vote Tory…….

 

[wm02]

I once went to Natalie Portman’s house

We made sweet, sweet love that night

 

[Gwlacticos]

I just stop oil.

I don’t really have very strong feelings about it actually.

 

[Gwlacticos]

I can hold my breath underwater for four minutes twenty eight seconds.

I have never timed how long I can hold my breath underwater.

 

[PhilM]

I’ve recently posted a great pair in the Upgraded Members 18+ Nudes Thread.

@davek is secretly a Freemason.