1 truth 1 lie

[john jako]

Like this. If the first one is the truth, we need to hear more (were you the sound tech guy or something?!)

I sort of hope they are both true. I like the way he saved a foxes life and the Glastonbury story would be well cool to tell.

 

[Connor]

I've been on the pyramid stage at Glastonbury festival in front of a full crowd.

I once crashed my Mini into a gate post to avoid hitting a fox.

You've been on the pyramid stage but it was empty, right

 

[anton66]

I once threw a bear onto a railway line.
I have a fish called Wanda.

 

[chicoazul]

Paphos area mate. Don’t tell me you’re 10 minutes away again!

20 years ago I would have been. Enjoy. And if you need a decent pub give me a shout, sadly without me this time mate.

 

[tommye]

Am currently on holiday in Cyprus listening to Hendrix on the balcony

What are the odds of him being in the same hotel as you?


Just wow.
Try get a pic mate ?

 

[The binman chronicles]

Like this. If the first one is the truth, we need to hear more (were you the sound tech guy or something?!)

Close...

I sort of hope they are both true. I like the way he saved a foxes life and the Glastonbury story would be well cool to tell.

Nearly...

You've been on the pyramid stage but it was empty, right

No it was very full.

My best friend's dad was a top electrician on site so I got to go on stage to watch a few different acts over a couple of years and look out at the crowd which was fairly awe inspiring. Was too young to really enjoy it though. Johnny Cash was one of them and I think I stayed for all of 3 songs, d'oh!
It was at a time when you didn't know who was going to be playing in that legends spot - was called something else back then - so we were hoping for better (for our age group anyhow).

I did actually crash my mini into a fence post and blamed it on having to swerve for a fox in the road to my parents, but alas the crash was unaided.

 

[tommye]

You got the truth. (am currently on holiday in Cyprus, but listening to Otis Redding)

He's there as well?


F*** me!
That must be some fancy Dan hotel my friend ?

 

[chrismpw]

I can only tell the truth.

I only ever lie

(If you're a robot this kogic will melt you brain)

 

[glorydaze]

He's there as well?


F*** me!
That must be some fancy Dan hotel my friend ?

He’s lying mate, I know for a fact they’re both dead.

 

[tim gabbott]

1 One of my penis' is 12 inches long.
2 The other one isn't.

Which one is on your head



Asking for a friend

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

I have webbed feet

I have huge balls

 

[john jako]

I have webbed feet

I have huge balls

Oooooo you one of them?

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Oooooo you one of them?

I have webbed feet

I have huge balls


Or......one of them.....

However, a lady never tells

 

[Sassy Colombian]

I’m part Vietnamese

Edit: I’m not following Everton anymore once Mina is gone

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

I’m part Vietnamese

I’m not following Everton anymore once the Colombians are gone

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