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Just seen the England squad announcement. Feel for Keane being omitted from the squad.

Can't say I'm jumping at the opportunity to assist your anus, Goat.

I just jogged over to Everton HQ to tell him but Bill stopped me at the entrance and wouldn't let me in. "You've had a good run, good times" he said, as he shut the door on my hopes and dreams.

Good mate is a Leics fan - his response. I would also choose Nancho over Daka personally.

Can we not go in for Martial, if for nothing else, purely so he doesn't get his obligatory one goal of the season against us.

It's just dawned on me that actually Saudi Arabia is really good for Everton. They are snapping up the 30yr old plus players quicker than azul snuffles out horny geordies - meaning we have less dross (with no sell on value) to buy now! Every cloud.

Very early days but putting the feelers out for 2 adult tickets for Wolves if anyone ends up needed to offload some!

look at the number of likes his personal instagram post got, that's insane numbers. The official Everton post only managed sub 200k at the minute. Really does show the new levels of exposure this signing is bringing us. Welcome Hamez lad.:bye:

One of the attributes Carlo loves about him apparently - his ability to shape shift. Goes from Crouch to Kante in the blink of an eye. Ham-x men Rodriguez if you wish :coffee:

FFS lads it's off - Madrid just released this training picture and there he is, working away. Was nice whilst it lasted, good luck in Madrid Hamez.

specifically ordered this coffee from my local coffee company - hoping it's not the only Colombian I get to see and enjoy today ;)

Surely you throw in the obligatory 'tuuuurn' at them too?

Replace time of announcement sweepstake with thread page sweepstake

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Hi mate, I'd love these if possible please.

After two for Leicester if any going please

Anyone know of any spares going for West Ham, please let me know. After 2 adults. Cheers.

Could probably stick Poch on the list of options the way things are going:Blink:

Rumour has it the new pitch at BM will be a circle so we don't have to defend corners. FFS.

Don't want the handball to be used as an excuse to be honest. Defend like that and you deserve to go out.