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Bye Arno. We'll miss your crap snake thing celebration. Not much, but a bit.

Absolutely shocking some of his passes & lay-offs. Rubbish first touch. But, similar to Cahill, in that he's got a knack for being in the right place at the right time to score some important goals. None of our other players seem able to do that.

Only trouble is we'll have to pay someone £50mil to take Holgate off our hands.

Shocking tackle, deserved red.

So does this mean it's fate when we lose tomorrow, not Dyche's fault 🤔

Where's the boats an hoes chap? Green George?

Jo got arrested when getting off his team coach in Brazil, failing to pay child support.

Playing for Valur in Iceland.

Knowing us we still owe £40mil for Siggurdsson. Plus a couple of quid for Shandy Van de Meyde.

That is the perfect highlight reel for a player linked. If we sign him, we might be pleasantly surprised if he's any good. Rather than when we signed Sandro, who looked quality on his vid. And we know how that turned out.

The Sunday Scum have us linked with a German lad - Merlin Rohl. Never seen him play but hoping he's got some magic about him.

The same was said last year after Burnley runaway with the Championship.

Didn't they support the Black Keys on their last tour?

To be fair every player in the world has worse technique than Messi.

He's had to put a padlock on the office fridge as someone keeps pinching his sarnies.

The Faroe Islands national team is full of international footballers but that doesn't mean they're any good.

We've just beaten Liverpool. Doesn't that mean we'll be challenging City & Arsenal for the title next season?

😂 I'm only on the wind up, ignore me.

I thought all the Brighton kids were supposed to be quality 🤔

We played a CB at RB, a right footed pensioner at LB, plus a kid making his 1st start up front. And still won.