Hello @Chris78 The travellers in my local park have left a terrible mess, can you send a message down the grapevine that I would like it cleaned up within 24 hours otherwise I'm burning out the first caravan I see.
Hello @Chris78 my name is Clerk of the Courts @orly . You have been summoned to appear at Midnight Court on 28/07/2019. A circuit court judge (possibly @Connor if he is on the rotation) will hear your plea for clemency but I can tell you now, Counsel suggest you have an 87.3% chance of being convicted as a bozo. Do not resist. Please wear a nice tie.
I’ll be along once I’ve reported my Staffordshire Bull Terrier stolen to to the police.
A white van pulled up outside ours when the dog was in the front and two fellas wearing white vests jumped out the van, shouting “ grab the Dag Seamus, it’s a cracker so it is to be sure, to be sure “
From what I can gather Sagey this Chris fella has been bad mouthing travellers and a few of us tried to get him to show some respect for them and he's lost his head.
I’ll have you know that the Travelling community never break the law, always send their kids to school, tax and insure all their vehicles and pay income tax on any work they do.