goldfinchmule
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Newcastle fan on safari in Africa bummed to death by a zebra.
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Three friends married women from different parts of the world....
The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
I was the third man. I married Margaret from Rochdale.
I ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
The first day I didn't see anything, the second day I didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down, and I could see out of my left eye and my arm was healed enough so that I could fix myself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. I still have some difficulty when go for a piss though.
The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
I was the third man. I married Margaret from Rochdale.
I ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
The first day I didn't see anything, the second day I didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down, and I could see out of my left eye and my arm was healed enough so that I could fix myself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. I still have some difficulty when go for a piss though.
BITTER TWISTED & BLUE
Player Valuation: £750k
Two men in court,one on a charge of committing an act of bestiality.
The other charged with acting the goat.
The other charged with acting the goat.
BITTER TWISTED & BLUE
Player Valuation: £750k
Had to go and see the doctor for a check up,and my wife came too because I’m a bit deaf in case I missed anything the doctor said.
He examined me and I thought he said “I’ll need a urine,fecies and sperm sample” I asked the wife what he said.
She replied “he wants your underpants”
He examined me and I thought he said “I’ll need a urine,fecies and sperm sample” I asked the wife what he said.
She replied “he wants your underpants”
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