Just seen the England line up - this is basically their first team 

The Karate Kid?Here comes hairband
Not the first and certainly won't be the last.Tuchel is stealing a wage
Rooney would do a lot better than Tuchel
Haven’t been paying attention, but why’s that? Because the match is at Villa Park?This isn't a Football game, this is Ozzy's funeral.
And completely miscues that header before being called offside.First thing Hillbilly Gordon did was dive