Confirmed Signing Merlin Rohl

[TheNinja]

Is he two footed? No.

Of course he favours his stronger foot. 100% of footballers favour their stronger foot. Just watched a compilation where he smashes the bar with a left footed shot from outside the box and puts in a nice cross with his left foot. He's certainly not afraid to use it when he has to, unlike Dwight and Digne...

However, the point remains... You always find the biggest thing you can pick at as a negative, and do not let go. It must be painful being you in real life pal.

 

[MrGrumpy]

Just watched him interview, some of the questions are so dumb, have you been tracking Everton’s signings, Yeah lad I spent 24/7 on Grand old team.
What a stupid question

 

[Bryan+]

Just watched him interview, some of the questions are so dumb, have you been tracking Everton’s signings, Yeah lad I spent 24/7 on Grand old team.
What a stupid question

You'd be suprised who comes on this site during transfer window pal.

 

[Ged G]

It was interesting reading the comments by Freiburg fans - all of whom seemed to be fans of his and most gutted to see him leave, but some thinking that they couldn’t turn down a decent offer for someone who, in their words, was “injury prone”. It must have been a consideration for us, but presumably our sports science team think they can sort him out.

Ok, understand. But I, with the limted info have (I'm not like many on here who seemigly know everything), am not concerned.

 

[Ged G]

Of course he favours his stronger foot. 100% of footballers favour their stronger foot. Just watched a compilation where he smashes the bar with a left footed shot from outside the box and puts in a nice cross with his left foot. He's certainly not afraid to use it when he has to, unlike Dwight and Digne...

However, the point remains... You always find the biggest thing you can pick at as a negative, and do not let go. It must be painful being you in real life pal.

Excellent response mate!

 

[MikeH72]

I like when people reply to these sorts of jokes earnestly.

Stones is far too injury prone. Not sure he's what we need right now.

I agree mate I don’t think we should sign Stones.

 

[Ged G]

I agree mate I don’t think we should sign Stones.

We have moved on... and that stones has gathered moss

 

[Jimishorts]

Do we have a heat map of how high he wears his socks?

 

[heatmeiser]

Only genuinely good one I've seen so far is someone suggesting he won't play CAM a lot.

Same. But it was a pun on his vast production of seminal fluid

 

[Willo62]

Theoretically I like him. He looks a player - fast, strong and not without a bit of finesse.

I just wonder about the Bundesliga's standard.

It hasn’t done their national team much harm the past few decades!

 

[Rob17896]

It helps when Snivvely isn't forcing leading answers down your throat and twisting your arm to mention the words "massive club" and "world-class stadium" every 20 seconds.

History, Fantastic fans...snore

 

[Rob17896]

Is he two footed? No.

He definitely has two feet Dave. They would have picked up a missing one in the medical.

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

Theoretically I like him. He looks a player - fast, strong and not without a bit of finesse.

I just wonder about the Bundesliga's standard.

Bundesliga is a very high standard league .
As I’m sure you are aware.

 

[DaChunk]

Welcome back Doucs

 

[Vaughan]

….he explained why he’s taken the number he has.

saw that

he’d still suit 8 or 13 better